Movie 43 (2013) - Starring Dennis Quaid, Greg Kinnear, Common, Seth McFarlane, Hugh Jackman, Kate Winslet, Jeremy Allen White, Liev Schreiber, Naomi Watts, Anna Faris, Chris Pratt, J.B. Smoove, Kieran Culkin, Emma Stone, Richard Gere, Kate Bosworth, Jack McBrayer, Aasif Mandvi, Justin Long, Jason Sudeikis, Uma Thurman, Bobby Cannavale, Kristen Bell, John Hodgman, Will Carlough, Katrina Bowden, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Chloe Grace Moretz, Patrick Warburton, Jimmy Bennett, Matt Walsh, Gerald Butler, Sean William Scott, Johnny Knoxville, Halle Berry, Stephen Merchant, Terrence Howard, Josh Duhamel, Elizabeth Banks. Written by Rocky Russo, Jeremy Sosenko, Ricky Blitt, Bill O'Malley, Jacob Fleisher, Elizabeth Wright Shapiro, Matt Portenoy, Will Graham, Jack Kukoda, Patrik Forsberg, Ollie Sarri, Claes Kjellstrom, Jonas Wittenmark, Tobias Carlson, James Gunn, Will Carlough, Jonathan van Tulleken, Greg Pritikin. Directed by Elizabeth Banks, Steven Brill, Steve Carr, Rusty Cundleff, James Duffy, Griffin Dunne, Peter Farrelly, Patrik Forsberg, Will Graham, James Gunn, Brett Ratner, Jonathan van Tulleken. Rated R. Available on DVD.
Why does this movie exist? Why did no one take a look at this script and think "You know, this might not be that good of a movie to make"? If someone had stopped to think that, no one would have had to suffer through this complete and utterly inane waste of time, and also talent. This movie features many actors who I enjoy and respect, but now I respect them quite less.
This movie might very well earn the title of worst movie I've ever seen. It's a completely unfunny comedy. The sense of humor that permeates through this film is the sense of humor of a immature 13 year old boy. It's gross-out, potty, and sexual humor at it worst. Jokes like that are the easiest to make, but Movie 43 can't even do that correctly since none of the jokes are in the least bit funny. Seriously. I didn't laugh at this movie a single time, and I laugh fairly easily. It's so low brow that it makes the Scary Movie films look like intellectual comedies. As a point of reference, this movie starts out with a character who has male genitalia attached to his neck. It only gets worse from there.
This movie is beyond terrible. And not in a so bad it's good way. It's just plain terrible and a miserable experience all around. Don't watch it. I'm begging you.
Rating: 0 out of 5.
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